"Hey what’s up? Had a lil question for you. I mean I’m a cool laid back guy and very caring someone toucan relate and talk to. But would you judge me by my age? I’m 21 turning 22 next Friday. Will you make my birthday wish come true?"
I don’t know if I would judge you by your age, but maybe by the fact you called me a toucan. Its kind of early to be calling pet names and a large nosed bird none the less.
"hello…i’m curious to know if you might be a DOMINANT- Black female who likes a submissive man … liked your profile and thought i’d ask…. don’t want to offend you in any way by asking…… thanks…..william"
My (idealistic) response:
I am in no way offended by your question! I actually get this question alot. To answer your question I prefer a feeble men, with bad posture and who listens to Weezer and other pre-hipster sweater bands. That they only speak when spoken to, have dinner ready for me when I get home (including calorie counts), and he doesn’t make a penny more than to me. I learned this from my mother, who is coincidentally also a Dominant Black female! Just keeping the stereotypes alive :)