OkCupid Message:

“hello…i’m curious to know if you might be a DOMINANT- Black female who likes a submissive man … liked your profile and thought i’d ask…. don’t want to offend you in any way by asking…… thanks…..william” 

My (idealistic) response: 

Hi William, 

I am in no way offended by your question! I actually get this question alot. To answer your question I prefer a feeble men, with bad posture and who listens to Weezer and other pre-hipster sweater bands. That they only speak when spoken to, have dinner ready for me when I get home (including calorie counts), and he doesn’t make a penny more than to me. I learned this from my mother, who is coincidentally also a Dominant Black female!  Just keeping the stereotypes alive :)

Sincerely,

Domiblacktrix