“Hey what’s up? Had a lil question for you. I mean I’m a cool laid back guy and very caring someone toucan relate and talk to. But would you judge me by my age? I’m 21 turning 22 next Friday. Will you make my birthday wish come true?”

Hi, 

I don’t know if I would judge you by your age, but maybe by the fact you called me a toucan. Its kind of early to be calling pet names and a large nosed bird none the less.

Sincerely,

Domiblacktrix